White Javanese Jedi Knight

White Javanese Jedi Knight

Monday, 19 October 2015

New upcoming Star Wars episode: The Force Awakens. Alien in Jakarta also Awakens.

Dances with Alien. Alien in Jakarta :)

(On the occasion of the new upcoming Star Wars episode: The Force Awakens
Alien in Jakarta ....Awakens Too :)))













The whole story.

In June 2015. Indonesian Sect Cult leader Lia Eden (extremely rare and pure idiot) sent a letter to Indonesian President Joko Widodo asking for permission to allow a UFO, to land at the National Monument (Monas) in Jakarta.

President delivered a Special Permit To the Alien to Land in Jakarta on Monas!

UFO was landing on Monas.


From the Flight Log of Alien:

“On Behalf of All Aliens Thank You Mr Jokowi! Indonesians are The Best Humans  on Earth!!!”

 “…When I landed in Paris the locals (French) wanted to kill Me. When I landed in New York the locals wanted to put me in a ZOO.  When I landed in Jakarta the local Indonesian Girls  wanted to have  Babies with Me :)…”

Alien developed a relationship with a group of Indonesians. Attracted by the simplicity of their lifestyle, he choose to leave his former life behind to be with them. Having observed him, they gave him the name “Dances With Aliens”.


"...Do you know what is the most dangerous place for Aliens on Earth? Where is the famous Area 51 located? Where the Humans are stealing all Know-How from Aliens’ brains!!!! IN SINGAPORE!!! The City of “Anti-Aliens” :)..."

Mr President Jokowi!!!! Please Help Alien Again! Now Alien needs the Stay Parmit in Indonesia! (the KITAS card)  :))))!!!!







































With my friend Larry. sanothe Alien in Jakarta. Completely lost...


Exploring rat streets


Bajay (tuk-tuk) - best mini star ship




Love Artotel Jkta.





Local tailor




Una!  You are the best!



Monas and Alien. Alien and Monas.
Landed without permision











Don't really like French...Embassy :))











Humans eats Aliens. Aliens eat Humans.







Muslim Alien Female



How to survive without Starbucks?




Alien watches TV.




Alien loves gemstones :)





When I landed in Jakarta the local Indonesian Girls  wanted to have  Babies with Me :)










Alien controls 2 para-glides :))














Food unlimited supply :))




















































































































































































 Turtle soup:))







































 Another Alien :)






Beautiful Indonesian Princess Ajeng :))
















 2 aliens cheating with exhaust gases :))



















Human kids eating Aliens. Only Alien scull remains.










































Alien call home






























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