White Javanese Jedi Knight

White Javanese Jedi Knight

Tuesday 28 April 2015

Revolutionary Pampers Use! Perfect for Long Ride Bikers! Enjoy! Long Non Stop For Peeing Biking Ride! :)))))))

Revolutionary Pampers Use!
Perfect for Long Ride Bikers!
Enjoy! Long Non Stop For Peeing  Biking Ride! :)))))))

Also makes your genitals looks bigger!!!! Perfect Pussy Magnet !!!!!!:))))

Just discovered how good are Pampers Diapers for Bikers. I had a problem with my bladder. Leaking valve:) So was obliged to use diapers for 2 weeks. Or I discovered that the best are baby Pampers. Smallest possible size. For max 4 kg babies. Pants. They just wrap up my precious testicles. No disturb. Extremely conformable. Remove all moisture! Very good when you sweating a lot! I hot climate!

So first open it. Open the pants. And put it in ...your helmet! Perfect first use. Also remove moisture and sweat from the top of your head! Prevent the sweat to flood your eyes!

After 1 hour. Change the place. Put the diaper into your pants. 

Enjoy! Long Non Stop For Peeing  Biking Ride! :)))))))

And last not least: It also makes your genitals looks bigger!!!! Perfect Pussy Magnet :))))





Friday 24 April 2015

INDONESIA WORLD HAPPINESS CHAMPION AGAIN!

INDONESIA WORLD HAPPINESS CHAMPION AGAIN!

2014 Global Happiness Report

Bravo Indonesia! Bravo Indonesian People! Your Mode of Life is Simply Perfect and Wonderful! Much Healthier! Much Better! Much, Much Superior than In ….The Rich Occidental Countries!

Indonesians! Above All! Continue like that! Do Not Change! No need! Keep... your Perfect Happy Way of Life!!!!

And I’m also happy. Since I'm living among you :))))

Who are the Happiest People?

To determine who might be the ‘happiest people’, special attention is paid to those who report they are ‘very happy.’ The proportion of those who indicate they are ‘very happy’ – rather than only ‘somewhat happy’ – represents a key measure that identifies comparative depth and intensity of happiness among country citizens and the world.

Nationally, Indonesia scores the happiest (!!!) out of the 24 countries surveyed with over half (55%) of citizens reporting they are ‘very happy’ followed by India (41%), Mexico (38%), Brazil (33%), South Africa (26%), United States (26%) and Canada (24%). On the other end, South Korea (6%), Hungary (8%), Italy (9%) and China (10%) have the lowest number of ‘very happy’ people, followed by France (11%), Germany (11%) and Russia (11%).

Regionally, Latin America has the greatest proportion of people saying they are ‘very happy’, with one third (31%) of their population responding this way. North America is next with 25% followed by the Middle East and Africa (23%), Asia Pacific (22%) and Europe (13%).

These findings reflect data gathered as part of the new Global Trends Survey, a study that aims to build a more comprehensive picture of what matters to people globally. The survey has hundreds of questions covering a diverse range of subjects including perceptions of government, our deeper values, views of some of the key challenges facing the world and measures of a wide range of behaviors. 

IPSOS is Independent Market Research Company founded in France in 1975.
More info : www.ipsos.com

Ipsos 2014


Ipsos 2011



Tuesday 21 April 2015

Smiling Changes How You View the World

During my life. During My Whole Life I always tried to make the people Smiling around me!!!

And living in Europe ....I failed. I was not able to continue my Lonely Fight Against Not Smiling Dark Side of The Force !!!!

And now I'm HAPPY AGAIN!

I'm living now in INDONESIA. THE MOST SMILING PLACE ON EARTH !!!!!! :)))))

Smiling Changes How You View the World
Evidence from a new brain-scan study.
http://nym.ag/1F68axq?mid=emailshare_scienceofus

Saturday 18 April 2015

Urinary Tract Infection miraculous treatment!!!! Really works!Perfectly efficient! With immediate effect!

My Urinary Tract  Infection miraculous treatment! Worked perfectly well! Immediately!!!!!!!!


As a victim of Urinary Tract Infection I received strict order from my urologist to stay in bed for minimum 1 week!

1 week? Fucking eternity! On top of this very difficult disease! With Incredible pain! And Pissing every 3 minutes! Nightmare! Fucking Hell!!!!

I didn't know, what to do to stop this terrible pain! How to stop to piss? In every position, laying in my bed. No improvement! Even with the strong painkiller medicine I was not better!

Fuck! Finally decided to take my bike and ...go outside!

Miracle!

Fantastic cure! Why? For Three reasons:

Reason no1:

First I stopped to piss! Immediately! Why!?
Very simple.
There is a switch in my brain. With the temperature outside more than 30 degrees I immediately started to sweat! So my brain switched off my kidneys! All internal liquids  "on board"! Even the piss already located in my bladder was miraculously sucked and transformed into sweat!
Fantastic. Ok. I needed to drink a lot. But all this water before descending to my kidneys was redirected now to the surface of my body! Big relief for my kidneys, for my bladder, for my whole urinary tract! Simply fucking miracle!!!

Reason no 2:

Endomorphin. The best painkiller ever. Produced by my own body. But the production start after important physical effort. For me after 20-30 km riding bicycle. After that, all pain simply disappears!!!!
This is fucking efficient. And legal :) I cannot buy Morphin legally. But my body can produce unlimited quantity of my own Endomorphin!!!

Reason no 3:

Mood improvement. I hate hospitals. Cemeteries. And ...I hate Beds.!!! I will die one day in a fucking BED!
That's why I left my bed. I Took my bike. And I regain ...my liberty!!! That was very good for my spirit. And perfect for my mood :))) Perfect for my health!

So now. Anybody can tell me why this fucking doctor forced me to stay in bed instead ....to put me immediately on my bike again????

Endomorphin:



This is my recovery. First steps on my bike! I love Jakarta!!!!

Friday 10 April 2015

Alcohol. The source of human non-happiness.



Alcohol. Booze. Cocktail. Spirit. Liquor. Shot. Glass....
Wine. Beer. Vodka. Whiskey. Rum. Arak. Cider. ...

Ethanol, called alcohol, spirits, ethyl alcohol, and drinking alcohol, found in alcoholic beverages, produced by the fermentation of sugars by yeasts.

How common in our Occidental culture! Nothing can be done without. Every social interaction. Communication.  Event. Every celebration. Only sick people and kids don't drink it. 

Cash machine for Governments. The easiest tax collection ever! Everybody drinks! Everybody pay taxes! No exception!

The biggest cost of every family celebrations: Baptism, Wedding or Funerals.

In small quantity nice, relaxing, even with some medicine properties (red wine and heart attack).
Refreshing (beer). Mood changing (champaign). Heating (rum).

Can be very noble and expensive. With perfect marketing and market "offer- demand" balance can be even used as an investment product. Some bottles of old French wine can be sold at highest possible prices (thousands of dollars).

And in the same. Alcohol is a terrible source of problems! With bigger quantity provoke misery.   Alcoholic diseases. Car accidents. Other diseases related (cancer, ....). To heavy cost burden for poor families. 

In Poland 1/3 of all families has at least one sick alcoholic member. At least! I know something about it. 5 members of my family including My Own Father. Alcoholics. For years! Always as I remember! I know how miserable is life of this sick people and how they make miserable life of their families. 

As a cycling person. Heavy biker I notice immediately on the streets the difference between drinking habits in different countries. The drunken drivers are aggressive and not able to control their vehicles!

I had a question? Is there any "alcohol free" place in the Word. Not with alcohol forbidden. Just with the people who don't need to drink. 

I found this place in Indonesia. Muslim Indonesia. Java Island. That was one of the biggest cultural shock for me. How in such a hot country like Indonesia everyone is not dreaming about a glass of cold beer?!!

Yes it's possible. They don't drink alcohol. They don't need it. It's not forbidden. But this is not their habit. 

In Europe, US, Korea, Russia we start to smile after second glass of alcohol. 

In Indonesia they smilie without alcohol. No need to drink to be happy. 

It's like like we (in Europe) we don't need to take hard drugs. Heroine. 

A normal person in Europe would never say: " I'd like to take a dose of Heroin now".

A normal person in Indonesia would never say "I'd like to drink a glass of beer now".

Don't even imagine how lovely are family celebrations without alcohol? Fantastic Wedding ceremonies on Java island. Not only family or close friends! In Europe the number of gusts is limited by alcohol cost budget. In Java no limits. We invite all villages in neighborhood! Sometimes thousands guests are joining! Unbelievable. Great ceremonies. Beautiful. Unique. The wedding celebrations that people long time remember!

Of course other religions communities in Indonesia are drinking. Hindu in Bali. Christians minorities in Flores, Borneo or Sulawesi. Aborigines in Papua.

But when I crosse the Christian villages on my bicycle the people ....are not smiling any more. And traffic on the streets is more chaotic and dangerous!

Crazy idea!!! About Humans and Alcohol. Is the alcohol the source of human non-happiness? Is the alcohol a kind of cancer destroying human societies?



Sorry, Polsko śmierdzisz alkoholem! Polacy nie potrafią pić?!

Wydawać się mogło, że konsumpcja alkoholu w nadmiernych ilościach nie jest już naszym sportem narodowym. Podróżująca po Polsce czytelniczka ma odmienne zdanie. Rzeczywiście piją wszyscy i wszędzie?

Kocham CiÄ™ Polsko. Dużo jeżdżę, odkrywajÄ…c twoje piÄ™kne zakÄ…tki. Ale im bardziej ciÄ™ poznajÄ™, tym bardziej marzÄ™ o tym, żeby ktoÅ› wyÅ‚Ä…czyÅ‚ mi nos. Nie bÄ™dÄ™ owijać w baweÅ‚nÄ™: Å›mierdzisz przetrawionym alkoholem. CzujÄ™ ten smród, gdy ziewa za mnÄ… pan w kolejce do kasy PKP w Olsztynie Zachodnim. Zbiera mi siÄ™ na wymioty, gdy do blablacara, którym jadÄ™ do WaÅ‚cza, dosiada siÄ™ mężczyzna, który „jest tak zarobiony, że w domu nie byÅ‚ już 60 dni”. TracÄ™ apetyt, kiedy przydrożna sprzedawczyni malin wydaje mi resztÄ™ odliczajÄ…c gÅ‚oÅ›no kwotÄ™. Nie cieszy mnie sztuka, gdy na wernisażu spotykam znajomego, który jest żywym „archetypem prawdziwego artysty”. Od wielu lat podróż stoÅ‚ecznym autobusem może być Å›rednim doÅ›wiadczeniem w niedzielny poranek także dziÄ™ki „mÅ‚odym, wyksztaÅ‚conym, odnoszÄ…cym sukces”.
Nie będę owijać w bawełnę: śmierdzisz przetrawionym alkoholem.
Nie wywyższam siÄ™. Nie mam nerwicy natrÄ™ctw. Nie chcÄ™ zamykać siÄ™ w „getcie” - swojego samochodu, sklepów z nieprzyzwoitymi cenami. Ale nie chcÄ™ też czuć wczorajszego konkubenta, który żartuje ze swojej „damy” w pociÄ…gu relacji PiÅ‚a-Bydgoszcz. Nie chcÄ™ wychodzić z poczty, kiedy kaszlnie pan z osiedla, którego spotykam codziennie o 10 rano pod Samem z czarnÄ… puszkÄ… mocnego w rÄ™ku. Nie chcÄ™ być zmuszona wybierać schody tylko dlatego, że chwilÄ™ wczeÅ›niej windÄ… jechaÅ‚ pan, który remontuje mojÄ… klatkÄ™. WolaÅ‚abym odwzajemnić flirt, a nie mdleć, kiedy uÅ›miecha siÄ™ do mnie fajny chÅ‚opak w tramwaju w piÄ…tkowy wieczór.
(...) nie chcÄ™ też czuć wczorajszego konkubenta, który żartuje ze swojej „damy” w pociÄ…gu relacji PiÅ‚a-Bydgoszcz.
Szanuję ludzi. Nie podważam ciężaru choroby alkoholowej. Chodzę na imprezy ze znajomymi i sama czasem piję. Ale, na miłość boską, szanujmy się nawzajem! Przecież można się umyć, zjeść owoc, cokolwiek. Coś na pewno można. Polsko, pachnij fiołkami.

Saturday 4 April 2015

Indonesian Happy Easter Celebration


Indonesian Easter.  Resurrection Sunday Mass. Jakarta. It is the day that Christian celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead. Indonesian style. Indonesian lovely style :)) I love Indonesia!














Thursday 2 April 2015

Jakarta. Jalan tikus. Rat streets.

6 o’clock in the morning. This morning. Sunrise. In the middle of Jakarta labyrinth, narrow and continuously meandering... Jalan tikus (rat streets).
No cars, no motorcycles. Air is clean. No pollution. Calm. Like in a Gigantic Indonesian kampung (village).
And smiling faces. A lot of smiling faces. I’m smiling back to them. Not too much. I've already lost this habit in Europe. In France. There, in these cold, sad, grey and unhappy countries nobody is smiling anymore….
Try to forget! This people here. Now. In this present moment of my life! Their smiles are like fantastic and magic remedy. Healing my wounded, occidental soul…….:))
Years ago,...if somebody asked me a question about my preferred place in Indonesia I would immediately choose Bali. Since then, too many Assholes there (high ADI level (Asshole Density Index), mostly Australians).
And in the meantime during years wandering with my bicycle (60 000 km in 4 years). I discovered a lot of other fantastic and remote parts of Indonesia: East Java, Sumba, Lombok, Moluku...
But today my answer is clear. Jakarta Jalan tikus. Tempat terbaik di dunia:)) (the best place on Earth) !!!
And my love to Jakarta is ...still growing, and growing....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5f8ptip0n8