Why our wives hate our bikes!!!!

On the Road again. Bicycle trip. On Java Island and Bali. 

Target Denpasar. Bali. Jakarta - Bali. 1 500 km. Non-Stop. No sleep. No rest. No sex :)) Only short stops every 2-3 hours. 

Alone. No Assistance. 

Crazy. Extremely Crazy. And exciting. Imagine the quantity of endomorphin that my body will produce! For free :))

Actually that's much better than sex :) And that's most probable explanation ...why I'm doing this :))

Hope to be able do it in 1 week :)) Imagine. 1 week orgasm!!! :)))

My longest non stop trip so far: 750 km. I just try to double this time :))

That's why our wives are so jealous of our biking activities. Just compare 1 week orgasm to 1 minute orgasm :)) 

"How come?!! How u can spend 12 hours on your bike and only 1 minute on me ???"

Hopefully if your wife is not stupid. She knows that there are much worse Men activities than bicycle: 

(1) Other Women. 

(2) Alcohol. 

(3) Gambling.

(4) Combination (1)+(2)+(3).

Our wives know. When we are cycling we can't combine cycling and: (1) or (2) or (3). Impossible.

So after short reflection ...they accept our bicycles :)))).

Although they constantly refuse to join for cycling with us :)).

A radical solution to improve your conjugal life?:

Treat your wife like you treat your bicycle :)))!

Cleaning. Washing. Touching. Oil massage. Tyre pressure regular check. Spare parts change. New Cosmetics. New Jewelry....

"Honey, I'm in uphill mood this morning. Let's climb a bit."

"Babe, Your brakes are broken. Time to change hydraulic fluid".

And it will surely work. At 100%.

Other Women are much more expensive that our bicycle :)) Much more expensive than gambling and alcohol!

They can suck off all of our energy and money!:)))